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deafwhore @ 2005-12-08T18:11:00

2005-12-09T02:12:29Z

NEW JOURNAL ADD IT

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deafwhore @ 2005-12-06T20:50:00

2005-12-07T04:52:56Z

NEW JOURNAL! NEW JOURNAL! NEW JOURNAL!

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add meeeeee!

deafwhore @ 2005-02-21T17:43:00

2005-02-22T02:09:55Z

So she finally updates.
The past uhhh...while.
Emily's dance party.
Winter formal.
Ryan's birthday dinner.

first we danced

then we camera whored

Winter formal...

Then Ryans birfday...

The Goof Troop

We stopped at a carnival and watched Ryan and Theresa die!

Ya.
It was all so fun.

deafwhore @ 2005-01-31T18:24:00

2005-02-01T02:34:10Z

I know I haven't updated in a long time.

I sense that some certain people may be a bit mad at me. Perhaps it is because I have been hanging out with my drama friends more. Or perhaps it is because I have not been hanging around with you as much but all I am doing is broadening my horizons. Is it so bad that I want to make more friends?

I have also been unconsiously unhappy with my situation with a certain person for a long time, only now it is beginnning to show.

I just want you all to know that I still love you all dearly. I don't ever want to lose any of you.

Mind you, this is not an apology. Just FYI.

deafwhore @ 2005-01-06T08:07:00

2005-01-06T16:13:33Z

Hahaha...I just did something sorta fun. I went to one of those communities that are all about being "beautiful" and "not fat" and browsed through it for a while. After reading what these people tell the applicants I thought "What bitchy chauvenistic road whores." Not that it really took me that long to figure that out, especially when the community was called _____notugly.

So naturally, I decided to apply just for fun.
The sad part is I was rejected.
I think its funny, but sort of...sad.

Anywho...

Yesterday I chilled with Ryan and Seejay at the llamas. There was no snow and that was sad. But then we watched Sleepy Hollow and ate bread and dried fruit. Yummmayyy...

deafwhore @ 2004-12-31T15:13:00

2004-12-31T23:18:52Z

I guess the past week was good. I went to fucking everyones house at one point or another. I chilled with Emma at the mall and we saw Phantom Of The Opera. It was sooo good. The only thing was that her and Jason were making out the whole fucking time. Me and Andrew were on either side of them...felling uncomfortable. Bleh.

Then I went to the mall with Shelby and SeeJay. We got a whole bunch of cookies and then we watched Anchorman-thebestmovieintheworld!

Then I gots my huurrr cut. Bangs.

Tomorrow: Seaworld with Sammie to play with the otters! Hells ya!
Call me if you wish...I would love a call from SOMEONE.
464-0134
Loves.

deafwhore @ 2004-12-23T08:52:00

2004-12-23T16:53:44Z

Oh, I also got a new photobucket!

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woop woop!

deafwhore @ 2004-12-17T16:09:00

2004-12-18T00:11:27Z

You guys, I am thinking over the winter break we should ALL come over to, say, my house and we could have a fire and have cocoa and we could all just chill and watch movies and such.

Sound good?

deafwhore @ 2004-12-16T18:22:00

2004-12-17T02:23:47Z

Wow. I just saw the teaser trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I swear I almost had a caniption (I dont know how to spell it.)!!!
It was awesome.

deafwhore @ 2004-12-15T18:45:00

2004-12-16T02:45:55Z

I have a fucking stalker.
I am scared shitless.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-30T17:21:00

2004-12-01T01:23:48Z

I insist you all go here

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html

I am a diseased butt who loves to nuzzle beavers. Wow. This is such an interesting post. I am sure EVERYONE is going to reply...

deafwhore @ 2004-11-29T21:29:00

2004-11-30T05:39:03Z

Wow. Update.

LAST WEEK:

Wednesday: Fun day with Seejay, Ryan, and Shelby. Shelby drove. Comical.

Thursday: Turkey Day. I felt as if my innerds were going to implode and THEN explode. Nummy.

Friday: Confusing day. Everyone's parents were being big assholes and needed to be probed with cacti. Instead of our original plans, we camped out on my front porch and had a picnic, followed by a semi-large orgi. DE-LICIOUS! Shelby stayed the night and we spent most of the night talking...

Saturday: Stayed home and did yardwork. I had so much fun picking up branches and leaves all by myself. I didn't even get payed (I had to pay off a debt).

Sunday: Ryan came over and we baked for Make Shelby Fat Day (Monday November 29, 2004) We baked a cake and brownies. Yummy. Then we just sat on our asses because there is nothing to do at my house. Eck.

Today, was make Shelby fat day. That was fun.
I really want this week to be over and I have a feeling that it is going to go by really slow.

Christmas is right around the corner, motherfuckers.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-23T17:42:00

2004-11-24T01:45:54Z

Ryan,

I love you.

Always have, always will.
If you ever need to talk, I'm always there.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-22T19:15:00

2004-11-23T03:16:06Z

Ya, em and I met Rupert. He was one cool cat.

enshnoble

FIN.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-21T10:41:00

2004-11-21T18:45:34Z

Good mood today.
Hungry, but a good mood.

I woke up to the thunder and lightning this morning. It was the best thing ever. The thunder was so fucking loud and at first I thought something had fallen over.

In other news, I had so much fun at my speech tournament yesterday. Emma and my duotok SECOND PLACE. Thats right. second fucking place. I even got a trophey.

Ya so I'm in a good mood today and you all better use that to your advantage.

Oh, and the other day at Evening With Ensemble I met Rupert from survivor. Em and I took a picture with him which I shall post the seconf I find my USB cord.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-19T19:11:00

2004-11-20T03:13:33Z

I want nothing else but to die right now.

Some of you may not understand why, but think about it.
Hopefully you'll figure it out.
And if not,

Maybe its time for me to make some new friends.

There is some wierd shit going on.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-16T20:17:00

2004-11-17T04:32:18Z

Yay, Mr. Seejee is now in the play. I'm burning you that CD as I type, by the way.Cool.

Right now, I feel like such a drama queen. I feel like lately I have been expressing how I feel in the wrong way. I am going to try to be less sad-like, I guess you might say.

Hahaha. Bull Penis.

I can't find my USB cord for my camera. I hate it when I love things. Especially since this is the second USB cord that I have lost.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-14T20:08:00

2004-11-15T04:11:25Z

In order to maintain a friendly relationship with someone, you must respect them and refrain yourself from making them feel like shit.

I am begining to lose patience with you.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-10T22:06:00

2004-11-11T06:07:19Z

orgasm.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-06T11:23:00

2004-11-06T19:23:31Z

uhh
you guys. i dont know about tonight.
im not feeling so good.
i think i ate too much shit yesterday.

deafwhore @ 2004-11-02T19:07:00

2004-11-03T03:09:13Z

So meh.
I havent updated in a while.
I am just too damn lazy for my own good.
So ya halloweener was fun.
Im sorry that I am a loser and do not have pictures.
Yup.
Err...
Shelby is a bolshy bratchney cheena who likes to talk about chepooka and chumble. On her spare time she likes to crast cutter while creeching at deds. She also does lots of dencroms and then filly with millecent's yarbles and sharries.

This is the glossary from A clockwork Orange.

Its pretty damn funny.

appy polly loggy – apology
baboochka - old woman
baddiwad - bad
banda - band
bezoomny - mad
biblio - library
bitva - battle
Bog - God
bolnoy - sick
bolshy - big, great
brat, bratty - brother
bratchny - bastard
britva - razor
brooko - belly
brosay - to throw
bugatty - rich
cal - feces
cancer - cigarette
cantora - office
carman - pocket
chai - tea
charles, charlie - chaplain
chasha - cup
chasso - guard
cheena - woman
cheest - to wash
chelloveck - person, man, follow
chepooka - nonsense
choodessny - wonderful
chumble - to mumble
clop - beak
collocoll - bell
crack - to break up or "bust"
crark - to yowl?
crast - to rob or steal; robbery
creech - to shout or scream
cutter - money
dama - lady
ded - old man
deng - money
devotchka - girl
dobby - good
dook - trace, ghost
domy - house
dorogoy - dear, valuable
dratsing - fighting
drencrom - drug
droog - friend (ie: my droogies)
dung - to defecate
dva - two
eegra - game
eemya - name
eggiweg - egg
filly - to play or fool with
firegold - drink
fist - to punch
flip - wild?
forella - "trout"
gazetta - newspaper
glazz - eye
gloopy - stupid
golly - unit of money
goloss - voice
goober - lip
gooly - to walk
gorlo - throat
govorett - to speak or talk
grahzny - dirty
grazzy - soiled
gromky - loud
groody - breast
gruppa - group
guff - guffaw
gulliver - head
gulliwuts - guts
hen-korm - chickenfeed
horn - to cry out
horrorshow - good, well
in-out in-out - copulation
interessovat - to interest
itty - to go
jammiwam - jam
jeezny - life
kartoffel - potato
keeshkas - guts
kleb - bread
kootch - key
knopka - button
kopat - to "dig"
koshka - cat
kot - tomcat
krovvy - blood
kupet - to buy
lapa - paw
lewdies - people
lighter - crone?
litso - face
tomtick - piece, bit
loveted - caught
lubbilubbing - making love
luscious glory - hair
malchick - boy
malenky - little, tiny
malso - butter
merzky - filthy
messel - thought, fancy
mesto - place
millicent - policeman
minoota - minute
molodoy - young
moloko - milk
moodge - man
morder - snout
mounch - snack
mozg - brain
nachinat - to begin
nadmenny - arrogant
nadsat - teenage
nagoy - naked
nazz - fool
neezhnies - underpants
nochy - night
noga - foot, leg
nozh - knife
nuking - smelling
oddy knocky - lonesome
odin - one
okno - window
oobivat - to kill
ookadeet - to leave
ooko - ear
oomny - brainy
oozhassny - terrible
oozy - chain
osoosh - to wipe
otchkies - eyeglasses
pan-handle - erection
pee and em - parents
peet - to drink
pischcha - food
platch - to cry
platties - clothes
pletcho - shoulder
plenny - prisoner
plesk - splash
plosh - to splash
plott - body
podooshka - pillow
pol - sex
polezny - useful
polyclef - skeleton key
pony - to understand
poogly - frightened
pooshka - "cannon"
prestoopnik - criminal
privodeet - to lead somewhere
pretty polly - money
prod - to produce
ptitsa - "chick"
pyahnitsa - drunk
rabbit - work, job
radosty - joy
raskazz - story
rassoodock - mind
raz - time
razdraz - upset
razrez - to rip, ripping
rock, rooker - hand, arm
rot - mouth
rozz - policeman
sabog - shoe
sakar - sugar
sammy - generous
sarky - sarcastic
scotenna - "cow"
shaika - gang
sharp - female
sharries - buttocks
shest - barrier
shilarny - concern
shive - slice
shiyah - neck
shlem - helmet
shlaga - club
shlapa - hat
shoom - noise
shoot - fool
sinny - cinema
shazat - to say
skolliwoll - school
skorry - quick, quickly
shriking - scratching
shvat - to grab
sladky - sweet
sloochat - to happen
sloosh, slosshy - to hear, to listen
slovo - word
smech - laugh
smot - to look
sneety - dream
snoutie - tobacco?
snuff it - to die
sobirat - to pick up
sod - to fornicate, fornicator
soomaka - "bag"
soviet - advice, order
spat - to sleep
spatchka - sleep
splodge, splosh - splash
spoogy - terrified
Staja - State Jail
starry - ancient
strack - horror
synthemesc - drug
tally - waist
tashtook - handkerchief
tass - cup
tolchock - to hit or push;blow, beating
toofles - slippers
tree - three
vareet - to "cook up"
vaysay - washroom
veck - (see chelloveck)
vellocet - drug
veshch - thing
viddy - to see or look
voloss - hair
von - smell
vred - to harm or damage
yahma - hole
yahoodies - Jews
yabzick - tongue
yarbles - testicles
yeckate - to drive
warble - song
zammechat - remarkable
zasnoot - sleep
zhenna - wife
zoobies - teeth
zvonock - bellpull
zvook - sound

sorry shlub...i know this is your thang but i couldnt resist

deafwhore @ 2004-10-19T18:07:00

2004-10-20T01:16:12Z

god.
now i feel mad.
i feel really distant from everyone.
i say something, and then you all just look at me like i am the dumbest thing you've ever seen.
i hate it.
it makes me feel like shit.
maybe its just because i was left out of the circle and in the rain.
ha.
the gang.
whatever.

deafwhore @ 2004-10-18T22:11:00

2004-10-19T05:26:54Z

ugh...
anybody whos going to Helix going to homecoming?
out theme is dumber than shit.
...Jungle book.
i mean what the fuck is that?
cant it be something normal like
"midnight on the oasis?"
i love my sammie.
yes i shall inform people of you, but you have to help yourself by finding people who have simialr interests that you do.
OH YES.
EVERYBODY VISIT MY FRIEND SAMMIE'S LIVEJOURNAL AND ADD HER NOW BITCH!

Her livejournal thingy is

aqualitythinker

go there NOW.

hmm.

waterpolo was fuun.

theresa was helping me put my cap on and she snapped it over my fucking eyeball and now its throbbing.

ugh. i never have anything to talk about so i'll post some pictures from a million years ago and then i shall waste my batteries on my headphones.

Mmmm Ryans lushes locks

double hott

emily is so punk

we cought theresa after she downed daves non alchoholic beer

shelby's dread

too hot to handle

the BEST PICTURE IN THE WORLD

I think em looks so much like her mom right here

ya so thats it for now...

i didnt upload the others yet.

deafwhore @ 2004-10-17T12:34:00

2004-10-17T19:52:14Z

Well, the last two nights were the first two performances of You Cant Take it With You.
I had so much fun and now I dont want to wait a week to more.
Thank you people for coming to see me.
It was nice to hear Shelby laughing at me.
So last night they came and so did Sammie and her momma and sister.
THat was nice.
Then we went to shelby's house.
We partied hard.
Hahaha.
Just kidding.
We ate pizza and bruscetta.
Then I spilled it on shelby's floor.
Then I tripped and hit my head on her door.
Hahaha.
I was really out of it.
I just ate breakfast.
Yum.
Now I'm listening to RENT.
NEXT DOOR THE HOME OF CYBERARTS, YOU SEE
AND NOW THAT THE BLOCK IS REZONED....
YOU'LL SEE BOYS!
Wow.
I am a freak.
Ya.
So thats pretty much it.
Now I am waiting for Theresa to wake her ass up.
Shes coming over to do a Power point.
aksdjhfak
So naturally I have to change my schedule to fit around theresa's.
Gosh.
Bitch.
So controlling.
Hahaha.
I will have to prevent her from reading this one.

deafwhore @ 2004-10-10T11:41:00

2004-10-10T18:43:50Z

i just wanted to say im sorry
and i was getting really fucking pissed at a whole lotta nothing
and i feel really bad right now.
sorry ryan&em&and kinda theresa but she was mostly the reason of my pissed-offness
but i feel like shit right now and i need some lovin.